To: coworkers@myjob.com

Today I will be heading a field trip to see the Expendables. Please come along if you are even 1% as excited about this film as I am. How to join in:

1. Buy your tickets for the 4:45 show online
2. We’re all leaving the office at about 4:00
3. Your face may be melted by viewing this film. Please dress accordingly.