Comments on: Obeying the Nerd Commandments

By: J. G.

J. G. — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:11:29 +0000

I’ve got to go with Picard, especially in the later seasons where he was getting girls left and right. Even the bad guys thought Picard was cool, that’s why they cloned him in the god-awful last TNG movie. Point Picard.

Thor might be a bit strong for a baby’s name. I’m going to name my daughter Zelda, though.

By: Stella

Stella — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:25:36 +0000

@Snow: Kirk *really* sucked at keeping his crew alive. He was also a terrible wingman. Just on basis of job competence, Picard > Kirk.

@Darien: Shatner vs. Stewart is a real tossup. I can’t decide what’s better; Sir Patrick of the Royal Shakespeare Company, creator of the groundbreaking one-man version of A Christmas Carol, or . . . The Effin’ Shat. In Fanboys, when he said: “Are you kidding? I’m William Shatner. I can score anything.” I BELIEVED HIM.

@Steve: Godzilla would pwn Batman without even becoming aware of it. I do not understand this whole “Batman is invincible” thing.

By: Steve_N.

Steve_N. — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 15:09:25 +0000

I note that there was no mention of a Batman vs. Godzilla matchup. ‘Course, Godzilla would have crisped him with radiation-breath from three blocks away and then dropped a building on him.

By: Darien DeVries

Darien DeVries — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 02:29:30 +0000

Snow, i think one must really consider two things with Kirk vs Picard.
Kirk vs Picard AND Shatner vs Stewart

because i agree with what you said. but as a performer, Stewart trumps Shatner every time. EVEN in light of all the self-parody, talking along to music, and Boston Legal notoriety.

and a scottish french guy is way sexier than a french scottish guy. sorry, Christoper Lambert!

By: Snow

Snow — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 04:57:47 +0000

Kirk hooked up with Martian princesses and beat people up. Picard drank tea. Kirk > Picard.