Problem Solved.
It took some mighty pondering, but I came up with a solution I can live with. I’ve illegally downloaded a copy of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. That’s right, Michael Bay, I dare you to sue me for the $19.95 in losses you’ve now incurred. I just watched How it Should Have Ended four times to make me feel better about the fact that I’m going to see this movie again at least once.
Now it’s time to bribe my little sister into editing this bad boy down for me so I don’t have to deal with nonexistent romantic chemistry between leads, plot holes big enough to swallow Delaware whole, and giant robot testicles. In the meantime, enjoy:
If the Decepticons had succeeded in their plot, and the world was plunged into darkness, I would be more interested in seeing the 3rd film…if only to see how they save the world from true danger.
I know right? That would have *actually* resulted in some revenge, as the title suggested, and would have earned some geek respect for following the proper pattern laid out by The Empire Strikes Back.