Fox may have killed the Firefly and they may have taken away my precious Sarah Connor Chronicles, but at least now Halo is back. At first I was pissed when I found out that I would no longer be able to play as my boyfriend Master Chief, but they have offered me a reasonable substitute with Oh Captain My Captain, Nathan Fillion.

In this tasty little teaser interview, Fillion dishes on his love of Halo, messing with fans, and his role as Sergeant Buck in the game.

Which has left me with a bizarre but delicious daydream in which I remake Kill Bill, Vol. 1, but with Buck getting his lips chewed on in a way that he wouldn’t complain about . . .

. . . rowr.