8:00 – It’s starting!
8:01 – Cameron, it’s an effing bird. It doesn’t understand you. File bug: Robot thinks birds can understand her.
8:02 – Yeah! Clean that floor, human!
8:09 – Quit wasting time, Cameron. Cap that meat puppet Riley!!
8:16 – Jessie is an idiot. For such a badass she knows squat about picking an agent.
8:32 – Nice. Finally an episode where Sarah isn’t crazy and Cameron finally gets some screen time.
8:38 – Get her, Cameron, Get her!
8:47 – Want to smack Cameron. Why is Riley still breathing?
8:55 – “I rescued you from hell and I took you to paradise!” WTF. Worst line in the series so far.
8:56 – Ah. A little girl on girl for the lonely males home watching this alone on a Friday.
8:56 – Finally they put a bullet to Riley. Sheesh. How long did that take?
8:59 – “Future John doesn’t live here. You do.” That makes up for Jessie’s crappy dialogue earlier.