I am a Heartless Bitch. Behold:

They have accepted me as one of their own, and I must say that this hive of intellegent, capable, no-nonsense men and women caught me by surprise. Is there, after all, an underground movement of humans worthy of our attention and respect? Are some of them good for something more than target practice?

I’ll be interested to see what these exemplary bitches have to say about our attitudes; something tells me they’d be right there with us when it comes to our zero tolerance policy for wasting time, acting like a clingy useless wet blanket, or failing to pull your own weight.

I’ll provide status reports from time to time, but I’m starting to think that these bitches might make superb allies in our quest for world dominance.