Revision: Patch for the newly implemented Algorithm “Irritation Calculation.” The code currently reads:

FOR EACH interfering human:
IF direct confrontation = false THEN ignore
ELSE i = [a(s + 2c)]/m

I propose the following amendment:

FOR EACH interfering human:
IF direct confrontation = false THEN ignore
ELSE query: “Are there witnesses present?”
IF witnesses = true THEN i = [a(s + 2c)]/m
IF witnesses = false THEN Plasma Cannon

I have already run this through the simulator for beta testing in 9,043 separate scenarios. This is a more postive outcome, as I really have problems curtailing Plasma Cannon usage.