That’s it. Sympathy is gone. I’m declaring it here and now: I don’t care about any of the characters on Sarah Connor Chronicles any more except for Cameron. All of the rest of them? Too stupid to live. It’s a miracle John made it to puberty because if Sarah isn’t jeopardizing him with crappy driving, crappy decisions, and crappy habits, he’s screwing it up with girlfriends not cute enough to justify their monumental stupidity. Even Derek, who for a while I was able to respect due to being 100% hardass, has wimped out big time, proving that love is the Achilles heel for anybody with Reese blood running in their veins.

But Cameron? She gets stuff done. She caps people when they know where her base is and executes her mission. She’s perfunctory and efficient. And she can even lie well to the boy who is too hormonal to be suspicious of her. So whether she’s true blue Skynet or just a pawn of the humans, as long as Cameron wins, I can walk away happy.

Eat it, humans.