So last night I ran over a traffic cone.

I was driving back from my book club. I don’t know what possessed me to do it.

But I knew I had always wanted to.

Carpe Diem.

So I did it.

It flew up in the air and sailed over the unoccupied lanes like a big orange goonie bird. It was beautiful.

I laughed like a maniac.

I have unlocked achievement “Defacement of Public Property”

I receive +1 badass +2 gutsy +1 street cred