Oo! So I found out where my polling place is! It’s at the fire station!

OH YEAH. THE FIRE STATION.

This means that when I exercise the privilege of free will granted on me as a citizen of this wonderful nation, I will not only get psychological validation in the form of an “I Voted!” sticker. I will also get eye candy. Hot, burly, tall, beefy eye candy. In firemen’s uniforms.

I LOVE VOTING.