Not surprisingly, Microsoft has retired the unfunny seinfeld-gates commercials. Now, I know marketing isn’t rocket science. You can tell because you won’t have the intelligence of a rocket scientist if you think Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld shopping for shoes together is hai-larious.

Why did they bring this guy out of retirement for such a lame ad campaign? Seinfeld isn’t funny. I don’t get it now, and I never got it before. I tried really hard, even attempting to start with Kramer clips. Nope. Kramer isn’t funny either. The Bro was kind of funny, but not as funny as Cartman farting fire or Lucy selling Vitameatavegemin.

But at least now I can make my peace with Seinfeld. I no longer have to try to understand it, because I never will. It’s not funny and if other people think it is, it’s okay. I really liked Spice World but I don’t expect anyone else to understand that, either.