Dear Doan,

How have you been, brother? Still living in Santa Cruz? It’s been about a year since the big day, and I was thinking of you. How’s married life? Did you make it to your first anniversary? Statistically, you should have. You have an 82% chance of reaching your fifth anniversary, after all. But when you hit 7.8 years, make sure you’re keeping the magic alive. Just saying.

Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot that you probably don’t remember me at all. Nellie and I were at your bachelor party. No, we weren’t there for that. It wasn’t that kind of party. Just a bunch of dudes and a soul band living it up in a tiny little road house at the best bachelor party ever.

I wonder how you and the Mrs. are doing. Is the Game truly over, or did you find out that it’s really only begun? I just hope that you’ve found a more solid career than singing, bro. I’m sure you have a real job when you haven’t had 20 Jack and Cokes. One would hope, anyway.

Best wishes and here’s to your first anniversary.

Best wishes,
So Hot