Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is on the cover of this week’s Entertainment Weekly. He’s gorgeous. Some people are just lucky and hit the genetic jackpot, and he’s right at the top of the list of winners. Samoan mommy plus an African-Canadian daddy and you get six feet and five inches of burly hotness with zero body fat. Then you add to it that he’s a football player turned pro wrestler turned funnyman. Then you take a very nice picture of him with chin scruff a lumberjack would envy. The resulting chemical reaction is a very happy me.

I don’t really have a point to this post, other than I’d like to issue a formal thank-you to Entertainment Weekly for the eye candy on the cover.