29 May 08

Bratz Strike Back

So what happens when your skanky babies are all growed up? They become skanky Sharon Stone wannabes! That’s right, kids! Now you can get your very own Fashion Show Bratz! But the show ain’t the fashion, it’s the view!

Yes, that is her little plastic hoo-ha. Why is it that every time I go to Walgreen’s to buy toothpaste I end up finding yet another reason to mock the most inappropriate children’s toys ever?

No more chit-chat, hoomans.